"The bigger they are the harder they fall harked the Pitfighter!"
The Market Square of the Damned City was painted red this week as the ravening hordes of chaos, insidious cults, ghost pirates, and bellowing ogres fought for domination of the area. Krazy Karl a young bull of Ostland made a mortal enemy out of the beastman captain Bluey of the Daggers of Fate cult after he walloped the scaley sod on the head and buttocks. This deeply shameful act has earned Karl a most intense grudge from the beastman and his comrades.
The dastardly spectral pirates took control of the incorporeal hand of the market from the Bulls of Ostland. The Daggers of Fate now control the Pit and Sage's Hall much to the horror of everyone else. What dastardly research are they doing and how many more must feed the yawning pit? The creature known as Masky has entered the pit and returned with a mountain of wyrdstone for his cult, cementing his place as a leader among his foul people. GLORY TO THE PIT!!!!!
Obituary
There is a Reaper, whose name is Death,
And, with his sickle keen,
He reaps the bearded grain at a breath,
And the flowers that grow between.
"Sikel"
He always wanted to visit the pit, so lets go pitch him in."
"Sherry the Cursed Sailor"
Survived by a conveniently identical twin!
"Casey"
Survived by a family he wasn't born to but was warped into.
"Strange Beasts"
Odd man shaped beasts and striped house cats the size of ponies have been turning up whipped, half starved, and dead around the city.
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